When Top Gear goes off the air for a while, the trio take time out to release their own DVDs with Jezza – as Jeremy Clarkson is fondly known to his fans all over the world – shredding tyres off every new model off the shelf that year, and James and Richard taking the less insane path, and restricting themselves to just blowing up stuff, as you will see in the trailer below.

Jezza’s DVD this year features Karun Chandhok, spinning out in a Porsche 911 GT2 RS at the Paul Ricard High Tech Test Track ( that’s what their logo says, ok?) in Southern France. Karun also gets a Stig-esque introduction from Jezza. Cherry on the cake, Jezza vs Karun in a BAC Mono, a 519 bhp per tonne single seater British ‘hypercar’.

Karun, we’ve seen you training in Chennai, riding your bike on the ECR in temperatures one could cook eggs for breakfast. We hope you kicked the fat old man’s ass into oblivion. Did you?

PS: Dear Ed, I know you do not approve of Jeremy Clarkson’s British ‘humour’ but I had to post this video for our readers. I can still keep my job, right?